Shooting for the world record for the most accounts, uselessly held, just in case, cause ya never know when you might one day strike up an urge to start crankin out a river of creative insights to science, the arts, and the ultimate meaning of life for people with absolutely-freagin-nothing better to do than troll the far reaches of a junk-yard so vast and full and yet so empty and pointless.

Just in Case...

Shooting for the world record for the most accounts, uselessly held, just in case, cause ya never know when you might one day strike up an urge to start crankin out a river of creative insights to science, the arts, and the ultimate meaning of life for people with absolutely-freagin-nothing better to do than troll the far reaches of a junk-yard to vast and full and yet so empty and pointless.